{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}
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Russell Hinder is an Australian former professional basketball player who played 13 seasons in the NBL. In 1997, he attended the Australian Institute of Sport.
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{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}
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Sir Clement Smith, son of Thomas Smith of Rivenhall, Essex, and Isabel, daughter of William Foster of Little Baddow, Essex, served as an administrator in the reign of Henry VIII and Edward VI. He was Lord Treasurer's Remembrancer in the Exchequer, and was twice MP for Maldon in Essex, in 1545 and 1547. He was knighted by Edward VI on 22 February 1547.
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{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}