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Protea holosericea, commonly known as the Sawedge Sugarbush, is a flowering shrub belonging to the Protea genus. The plant is endemic to South Africa and is found only on Sawedge Peak and Rabiesberg, two adjacent peaks in the Kwadousberg Mountains in the Western Cape.
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