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{"fact":"Most cats give birth to a litter of between one and nine kittens. The largest known litter ever produced was 19 kittens, of which 15 survived.","length":142}

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{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}

{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}

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