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{"fact":"The average cat can jump 8 feet in a single bound, nearly six times its body length!","length":83}

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{"fact":"Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.","length":114}

{"fact":"Kittens remain with their mother till the age of 9 weeks.","length":57}

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